08 Oct Yuyito’s 30-Year Comeback: How to Be Vintage and Still Date Presidents

This post is a lot of context for an incredibly insignificant situation. Basically, here’s my take on Argentina’s 3rd hottest gossip. You’re welcome.

You know how someone always says, “Don’t throw that jacket away! It’s not designer, but give it 10-15 years, it’ll be back in style”? And then, of course, it happens. You dust it off, take it to the seamstress for a few tweaks, and boom—brand new fashionable jacket.

But did you know people can also come back in style? Not after 15 years, but after 30? All you have to do is date one president every few decades. Simple, right? It may have taken longer than winning the third World Cup, but folks, Yuyito is back, and she’s milking it for all it’s worth.

Let me take you down memory lane with this underdog comeback, as I remember it—fuzzy at best, and with zero research whatsoever (because who has time for that?).

My first memory of Yuyito was back in the 90s, when I was officially initiated into my teenage years. She was dating Menem, our very own Ferrari-loving, pizza-and-champagne president. A true power couple, if you ask me. In my neighborhood, they weren’t exactly admired, but that’s another story. He was all about the flashy lifestyle, and Yuyito fit right in, playing the role of the glamorous girlfriend.

Then, just like that, Menem was out of the picture, and so was Yuyito. For 30 years, she vanished. No relevance to society, politics, or showbiz. She didn’t make headlines, didn’t pop up in talk shows, and the gossip mills were silent. I mean, you’d be hard-pressed to find anyone who even mentioned her name. She was as distant as a forgotten jacket in the back of a closet.

Fast forward to now. I still don’t know what TV show she’s on or what channel she’s gracing with her presence, but if even I know she’s back, then trust me, everyone knows. And honestly, good for her! She’s managed to stage an epic return to the limelight, and for that, I salute her.

At over 60, not only is Yuyito dating a 50-something-year-old man, but this guy happens to be the most important man in his country. (I’ll let you fill in the blanks on who that might be.) And they say their connection is “spiritual.” If I can snag a man 20 years younger when I’m pushing 70, you better believe I’ll be bragging about it too.

But let’s be real here, respect is a whole different story. The PR angle of this situation? Probably not great for the dude. I mean, he’s trying to be taken seriously on the global stage, and meanwhile, his love life is tabloid fodder. But hey, Yuyito, ride that wave while it lasts! Because, let’s be honest, she’s probably not going to be bagging another president when she’s 100. She’s got to get her kicks now, and I say, go for it!

If you’re curious about the full scoop on Yuyito, check out her Instagram. It does not disappoint! It’s a wild ride, full of glamour shots, inspirational quotes, and enough drama to fuel an entire season of reality TV. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

Still curious about her past? Dive into her “extensive” adult entertainment movie career here (no, really, check it out). I’m telling you, open Google Translate for those movie titles—they’re a goldmine of hilarity. Or, if you need help, text me! We can laugh about it together because some things just need to be shared.

And if you’re craving more juicy details, I’ve got a few unbelievable articles to recommend. Check out Buenos Aires Times or an unforgettable one from Canal 13. Oh, and don’t miss the video clip where the “Important Man” casually calls Yuyito’s 27-year-old daughter “daughter” after dating her mom for a whole three months. You cannot make this stuff up!

So, there you have it. A once-forgotten jacket, I mean, person, comes back into style. Only this time, it’s not a 90s relic, but Yuyito herself, staging one of the most unlikely comebacks in Argentine gossip history. Will she fade away again, or will she ride this wave into even bigger scandals? Only time will tell.

Either way, I’m here for it, popcorn in hand.